Last night, the roommate and I watched the pairs event in figure skating and now all he talks about is the Russian skater, Tatiana Totmianina. He's not much of a threat to Maxim Marinin since he's about as graceful as a baby giraffe on a unicycle but I'm pretty sure I saw one of those sparkly outfits in with his dry cleaning the other day.
Live the dream Karl...and if you can't live it, at least dress the part.