Customs: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.Mr. Purr: That's not mine.
Customs: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Mr. Purr.
Mr. Purr: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Customs: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Mr. Purr.
Mr. Purr: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Customs: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", written by Mr. Purr
I remember meeting Mr. Purr at his book signing at the Learning Annex.
ReplyDeleteI was only available that night because my regular class, "Building Your Confidence Through Aggression", was cancelled.
ReplyDeleteHa ha, I remember that - you went around giving nougies to everyone. Jerry never recovered...
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