Since when did the U.S. federal government get involved in show business?
Okay, that question may sound naiive considering how many episodes of "court TV" we've been subjected to since O.J.'s epic road trip across L.A.. However, the coverage involving O.J., Diana, Martha, Anna Nicole et al was a media reaction to circumstances. Sure, over the long-term that stuff plays like a reality tv show but at the end of the day, it's still just media organizations reporting the story as it unfolds. Today, I'm wondering if the Federal judicial system is complicit in PRODUCING storylines.

news item: Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in the Lynwood Jail, Los Angeles, for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

news item: Nicole Richie awaits the resolution of her case after pleading not guilty to charges of driving under the influence. She was previously convicted of DUI in June 2003.

entertainment item: Nicole Richie, while being interviewed on Ryan Seacrest's morning radio show last Wednesday;

''The way that Paris' whole entire case was dealt with was, A, out of her control but B, really unfair,'' Richie said. ''Sometimes people just get exploited so I can only hope that doesn't happen to me.''
She admits she's nervous that she may follow her friend to jail but understands she has to “take responsibility” and “deal with whatever consequences” come her way.

Does anyone else suspect this is the pre-season setup for "The Simple Life: Serving Time"?