So Mr. Purr is flying to Los Angeles and somehow got himself bumped up to first class. His wife, the lovely Doina, has made him promise to wear pants and swear he will not pretend he has a bomb in his carry-on luggage. Plus, he is under strict orders to maintain a distance of 20 metres from any celebrities that happen to be on the same flight.
We all expect to hear on the news tomorrow that a flight was turned back to YYZ because of some disturbance.