Huh. Talk about life imitating art...I just caught the last three skaters in the US Figure Skating Nationals and the top two were, well...I'll let you be the judge. For your consideration;

Johnny Weir...

and Evan Lysacek ...

Johnny Weir...

and Evan Lysacek...

Johnny Weir...

and Evan Lysacek...

Oh btw, they were tied for points but Lysacek won because of some figure skating rule - he won the free skate or something.