Customs: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.Mr. Purr: That's not mine.
Customs: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Mr. Purr.
Mr. Purr: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Customs: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Mr. Purr.
Mr. Purr: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Customs: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", written by Mr. Purr
3 comments:
I remember meeting Mr. Purr at his book signing at the Learning Annex.
I was only available that night because my regular class, "Building Your Confidence Through Aggression", was cancelled.
Ha ha, I remember that - you went around giving nougies to everyone. Jerry never recovered...
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